Goodnight, world. Where I’ll next fall asleep will be under an unfamiliar roof. Who I’ll fall in love with will be someone I know nothing about. How I will fare: Quite comfortably and contentedly. I bid every poor soul on this accursed site a happy to-do-well, as well as a reminder to love a lot and hate a little. Do some drugs but stay away from others. Refrain from filling up on red sauces as they can cause problems down below. Please do not be spiteful towards other human beings even if they “broke your heart”. Just leave them alone and write sappy songs about your poor excuse of a relationship.

Anyways, this adolescent needs shut-eye, so buhbye. (;D)+—-

If you could fathom pulling yourself out of bed at seven in the morning to aid Jeff in moving-a-lot-of-shit, there is some cash incentive at the end of the escapade.

Twenty dolla’ bills y’all.

Between The Buried And Me - Foam Born: The Backtrack 

I can’t imagine a better intro to any album that will even reach knee high with this song.  

becausehesthereandhehatesme:

propertyofzack:

Joyce Manor and Algernon Cadwallader will be touring together this summer. Check out the dates below by clicking “Read More!”

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AUGUST 24TH AT THE TRUNKSPACE.

Fucking rad! Ugh, Algernon is coming! REEEECCHHH

"Fuck you, man."
— Jeffrey Speciale (A not-so-subtle reaction thought to being curfewed by some bored cops.) 
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Hello everyone! This is my lady friend. (I fancy the goth-rockers, nbd.)

She is super kawaii and shit.  

You have my permission. 

I meowed awfully loud in order to provoke a response out of my cat, Mango, and instead of a meow in return, the initial scream at the beginning of Between The Buried And Me’s Roboturner blasted out of the speakers— Frankly, I released my bowels

 

The day after today is my last day living in this house. The day before the day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of my life. 

Can’t my friend and I take a fucking walk in the brisk night air (considering how it is hell during the daytime) without the fucking cops showing up to fuck everything up? 

Just a few more deaders.  

Jessy & Jeff’s Spoken Word Project - We Are La Dispute

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

forthesakeofjoyoustimes:

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Friendzone Time,

C’mon, grab your “friend”.

We’ll go to very distant lengths to get them to love us back

With Harry the boy

And Franco the boy, too.

The sadness will never end;

It’s Friendzone Time.

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever not not heard. 

Played 41 times.
murdoc-theripper:

Stand Your Ground

Transmute anarchy! *feshhhhhhhh*

murdoc-theripper:

Stand Your Ground

Transmute anarchy! *feshhhhhhhh*

indiepariah:

skrillexfan687:

Hey, everything, fuck you.

I hate everything you do to me.

I despise every lie I’ve come to believe 

indiepariah:

L doesn’t care about what you say. He rolled his eyes at you.

Poop-p-poop-poop-p-poop.